I wish I was friends wtih Sally and Johnny!

My "I'm having a bad day and really need to feel better" site is these sick puppies.

The testimonials make me cry from laughing so hard. Now that's fucking brilliance. I dare you to find a more hilarious and innapropriate site.

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At my house the "hand in my pocket" song is on permanent rotation for no good reason.

Ran into Peter the coyote today at Tim Hortons (I don't know why I still foolish go there thinking that this time the tea will be good again. No, it won't be). Good times, pink tie though: what's that about?
Today my boss told me that she wants to take me shopping because my boobs never fit into my shirts anymore.